For you see it's that time of the year again, a time when a big hairy man is locked away in a dark building repetively swirling a giant cog oblivious to the fact that the building in which he is employed is a rumour mill of Glasgowbury proportions. He would shout 'Requiem', but what's the point, no-one would hear.

But we no longer just hear Glasgowbury whisperings, we feel them and we love them with every inch of our souls. But has it really been a year already?

Well if time is doing us the honour of speeding up a little bit then thank the good/bad lord. It's about time the world got another shot of Glasgowbury goodness.

And as the rumour mill whirls away in the background, a crowd gathers as a town crier emerges, scroll in hand. A dramatic hush falls over the congregation...


"
Here ye, here ye plebs. The time is close at hand for us to once again make our annual pilgrimage north.

Yes the road is frought with danger, but if we leave the sheep alone, they shall remain docile. How do I know you ask - well, that's a question for another day.

But before we enter into such a journey, we must first let ourselves know what we are in for. A bloody good day all round if you ask me!" Rapturous applause follows.

"But seriously my good people, by the decree of Glasgowbury and all who roam within her walls, it is with great pleasure that I give you your first piece of meat this year.

May I present to you the rocking-est three piece this side of the border, the gruesome threesome, the riff delivering, nemesis giving, soul destroying.....Fighting With Wire.
"


Cue much rapturous applause as the town crier makes a dive to his left in protection of the sacred scroll amid a swarm of air punching and people groping.

It is often rumoured that he who possesses the scroll shall be all knowledgable but for another week at least that power remians within the crier's grasp.

Expect to hear more from the town crier and his scared scroll as he prepares for next week's delivery. Rumour has it a headline announcement is imminent so stay tuned.