Stormtroopers imprison PSNI officers in swoop on Magherafelt

Constable Holmes, clearly in fear for her life
Constable Holmes, clearly in fear for her life

Magherafelt PSNI met their match when they encountered a galactic force of Stormtroopers at Meadowbank Arena on Wednesday afternoon.

In town for Maghera United’s charity event, the interplanetary garrison took Constable Holmes of the PSNI into custody - for what alleged crimes, we do not know.

Where can I get a gun like that?!

Where can I get a gun like that?!

It was only when spiderman intervened that she was saved from whatever fate Emperor Palpatine had in store for her - no doubt a grizzly and certain death on a desert plant somewhere in a galaxy far, far away.

Whatever the mix-up, the “bad guys doing good” are to commended for their bravery in the face of laser guns.

A statement on the PSNI Magherafelt page said: “Magherafelt NPT had a great evening helping out Maghera United with their charity fun evening at Meadowbank Sports Arena helped greatly by the 501st Ireland Garrison and Heros Unite Ireland. A lot of fun had by all. Constable Holmes was later released following some help from Spiderman.

#badguysdoinggood #starwars #keepingpeoplesafe”

Where would an inter-galactic battle be without Spiderman?

Where would an inter-galactic battle be without Spiderman?

'I'm not afraid of you!'

'I'm not afraid of you!'